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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 18:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

What is music publishing?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

No way

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why would a person always be so tired?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

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Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do men want to suck dick?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to